Mouth breathing. Hotel noise. Sun at 6am. Screens until midnight. We make the portable, refillable gear that handles it. Built for the bed you have tonight — not the one you wish you did.
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It's your jaw falling open at 2am. The streetlight bleeding through the curtain. The partner who snores. The dry hotel air. Twelve hours of screens. Sleep doesn't happen at home anymore — it happens everywhere. We make the small, boring gear that fixes the actual problem, in the actual room you're sleeping in.
Get the Wind-Down Kit →Everything you need for a sleep ritual that actually works. Monthly mouth tape + nasal dilator refills, ships every 30 days. Blue light glasses, sleep mask, and travel pouch shipped with your first order — yours to keep.
Save $43/month vs. buying individually. Cancel anytime.
60-night guarantee · Cancel anytime · No fees
Seven products. Each one solves a specific reason you're not sleeping.
For the snorer, the mouth-breather, and the partner who hasn't slept in three years.
Designed for people who breathe through their nose, can't, and are tired of it.
100% blackout. Stays on when you move. Works at home, on a plane, in a hotel.
For when your eyes feel like sandpaper at 9pm. USB-rechargeable. Auto-shutoff.
For people who fall asleep to podcasts and can't with earbuds.
Yellow lens. Mild blue filter. For the 12-hour screen day that's wrecking your eyes.
Red lens. Strong filter. Wear two hours before bed. Don't drive in these.
Mask + tape + dilator + plugs in a slim pouch. Everything for one night, anywhere.
An honest, side-by-side. We're not the cheapest. We're not trying to be.
| Feature | GeoSleep | Hostage Tape | Manta Sleep | Drugstore alt. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Subscribe & save | ✓ 20-30% off | ✓ 10% | — | — |
| Multi-product sleep system | ✓ Mouth tape + nasal + mask + glasses | Mostly tape | Mostly masks | — |
| Travel-first design | ✓ Pouch included | — | Add-on | — |
| 60-night guarantee | ✓ Yes | 30 days | 30 days | 7 days |
| Hypoallergenic + lab-tested | ✓ Yes | ✓ Yes | N/A | Varies |
| Blue light eyewear | ✓ Day + Night tier | — | — | Generic |
| Founder responds to reviews | ✓ Within 24h | Sometimes | Sometimes | — |
Comparison reflects publicly available info from each brand's website as of May 2026. Updates: tell us if anything's wrong.
Red lens blocks blue light from screens. Your body starts producing melatonin like the sun set.
Nasal dilator on. Mouth tape on. Sleep mask. The 30 seconds that decides your next 8 hours.
Nose breathing, blacked out, jaw closed. The body falls asleep faster when these three are right.
No dry mouth. No partner-fight. No "I slept 8 hours but feel like garbage."
All reviews below are SAMPLES for layout. Real reviews will be wired in via Loox before launch — see REVIEW_SEEDING_PLAN.md.
My wife had been sleeping in the guest room for two years. Three weeks into mouth tape she came back. Don't know how else to put it. Just buy it.
I'm a side sleeper and EVERY mask I've owned slides off. This one doesn't. The eye cups are the move — zero pressure on my eyes. Worth the $40.
I travel for work three weeks a month. The pouch fits in my carry-on. I'm not gambling on hotel sleep anymore.
The day glasses are nice but I don't notice a huge difference. The NIGHT glasses are a game changer. I fall asleep way faster. Bought a backup pair.
Started with the nasal dilator for snoring. Now I notice I'm just breathing better all day. Refill subscription is set-and-forget.
Honest 3 stars. The product is well-made, but the lowest heat setting was still too hot for my taste. Returned no-hassle.
ER nurse here. I work nights, sleep days. The mask + night glasses + headphones combo made my "day sleep" actually feel like sleep. 10/10.
I tried mouth tape from another brand, kept forgetting to reorder, fell off. The auto-ship on GeoSleep is the only reason I've stuck with it for 6 months. Free mask at month 6 was a nice surprise.
First 2 nights I panicked taking it off. After 3-4 nights I forgot I had it on. Now I won't sleep without it. Just power through the adjustment.
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Sleep doesn't happen at home anymore. It happens on red-eye flights, in hotel rooms with paper-thin walls, on couches at your in-laws', in shift-work bedrooms at 9am, next to a partner who snores, after 12 hours of screens.
The sleep industry has responded with mattresses you can't take with you and supplements you have to keep buying. GeoSleep is for the rest of it — the portable, boring, refillable gear that solves the real reasons people don't sleep well.
Seven products. Each one solves a specific problem. None of them require a doctor's note. All of them fit in a backpack.
Sleep, wherever you land.
For most healthy adults, yes. Our tape uses hypoallergenic medical-grade adhesive and a center notch lets you breathe through it if you need to. Do not use if you have a cold, blocked nose, diagnosed sleep apnea, or any condition that compromises nasal breathing. See a doctor first.
60-night sleep guarantee. If a product doesn't work for you, email hello@geosleep.com within 60 nights of delivery and we'll refund you. Keep the product or donate it.
Subscribe to mouth tape or nasal dilator refills and save 20-30%. Skip, pause, or cancel any time from your account — passwordless login, one click. No fees. The Wind-Down Kit is subscription-only at $49/mo.
For most snorers caused by mouth breathing — yes, dramatically. For snoring caused by sleep apnea, soft palate collapse, or other medical issues — no. Tape closes your mouth; it can't fix every cause of snoring. If you're not sure, see a sleep doctor first.
Yes. To block 90%+ of blue light AND green light below 550nm (both impact melatonin production), the lens has to be deeply red/amber. Anything lighter is blocking less. Don't drive in them. Wear them 2 hours before bed for the effect.
Free US shipping on orders $40+. $4.99 flat below that. International shipping calculated at checkout.
US fulfillment center. Most orders go out within 1-2 business days and arrive in 3-5 business days.
Plus weekly sleep notes — no spam, just the things that actually work.